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Do we agree that corn can be good? Corn nuts, corn on the cob, and popcorn is good, right? But can you Imagine corn hard candy? How about with an uncooked kernel in the center? Maybe corn ice cream? No? Well you better believe it! Here I was just an innocent little boy (don’t roll your eyes!), wanting to buy some ice cream. So I walk into a store and there’s ice-cream, and I pick a particularly good-looking one pay for it and walk out. Now why didn’t anybody tell me I wouldn’t like it?! So I try to think of what it is. Think of a sweet flavor with an after taste of corn. What is it? Corn ice cream. Currently my stomach is still upset about it.