I could go to an animal cage to drink this (No JK) and A Restaurant, NOT a Hardware Store.

As everybody gets their fresh squeezed cucumber juice, chocolate milkshakes, and corn milks, mine is the last to come. The cucumber tastes like a liquefied cucumber, the milkshake tastes like chocolate, and the corn milk tastes like milk. Mine, on the other hand tastes like poo. Bisam pear, is just like bitter melon. I am not joking when I say it tastes like poo. It did come with a small pitcher of honey, so I added that. That only made it so the drink tasted like poo mixed with honey. And it leaves me spluttering for something tasty.

At the same restaurant, I ordered a t-bone steak. I thought it would be impossible to go worse than the Bisam pear drink, but I was wrong. My first bite was of rubber fat, with no black pepper sauce, so it was okay. But then I tried another bite, of sandpaper meat. Terrible things invaded my mouth. What made it worse was that the sauce was like disinfectant. If I wanted that I would just go to a hardware store, instead I find myself eating it in a RESTAURANT!!